Revels Coffee Edition⁣⁣ S…



Revels Coffee Edition⁣⁣
Happy Boxing Day you beautiful snack lovers! Am hoping everyone enjoyed their Christmas. I did of course, but one thing bothered me, EVERY OTHER FLAVOUR REVELS! Want Maltesers? Go buy yourself some Maltesers. Chocolate Raisins? Who are youn kidding, and chocolate orange…. Controversial! Toffee is always too hard and GROSS leaving us with the one, the only COFFEE FLAVOUR!⁣⁣
All I want in life is a coffee only revels, and I am so sure EVERYONE agrees with me here. We as snackers LOVE COFFEE FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE! Think about all the most successful chocolate bars… yup that’s right coffee flavoured. Want to add richness to your baking? Add coffee! Want to try and go to work with 3 hours sleep after laying in bed all night having an existential crisis? THATS RIGHT ADD COFFEE!⁣⁣
Jokes aside here this is sarcasm (blame the Brit in me), if you like the coffee flavour you are a wrong one, and deserve to have all chocolate taken away from you for the foreseeable future x. ⁣⁣
Hope everyone has a great Boxing Day, and I have so many great treats to share with you soon!⁣⁣
Would you try?⁣⁣
Snackfish :⁣⁣⁣⁣
[sn-a-ck-fish] verb ⁣⁣⁣⁣
A snack that lies about its legitimacy as an official product online for internet clout and attention. Most commonly fabricated in Adobe Photoshop.⁣⁣⁣⁣
To clarify for those who will inevitably not actually read this caption, ⁣⁣⁣
THESE DO NOT EXIST! To clarify this is a SNACKFISH (I have to type this otherwise I will get endless messages asking where to get them)⁣⁣⁣⁣
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